jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: it is ok friend i know you aren’t feeling so great right now friend but just know that you are great and that i am here for you and you deserve happiness and things will get better i promise you that friend
maleteen: how many people die a year drowning in the pussy???
circumcising: i say oh my god too often for someone who does not believe in god
sempermisha: i don’t get it when people tell me i should stop doing things because “boys don’t like it” like god forbid my personal choices prevent me from dating shallow close-minded assholes who care how long my hair is but don’t give a fuck about me as a person
katlovesdirt: puddle—stomper: i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me I absolutely hate how true this is. Same. I absolutely need this.
lifes-little-ways: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown AND NOW HE’S LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND
par-iss: oasis—paradise: disnerd: do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off yes
xkyuketsuki: heroinhopes: thunder-blitz: thunder-blitz: thunder-blitz: SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON” UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG PLEASE TELL ME YOU TWO MET AND GOT MARRIED BECAUSE...
tw3rkingpizza: I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.
vaspim: Flirting is so stupid and time consuming. Cut the bullshit do you want to fuck me or not
toxicrants: Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
look ma no hands
50 shades of done with this semester
lesbospectrum: twistedviper: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you. ...